Sometimes the universe just aligns, with shoes, as with all things.
On Valentine’s Day (or, VD as I keep reading, which just makes me think of oozing herp sores), I posted about glass slippers for the modern-day Cinderella, including a delightful acrylic platform that shared the name of Ice-T’s blushing bride Coco. Thankfully, in my non-titillating existence, the fug clear-plastic wonders are a very rare sighting in the flesh.
Imagine my shock and awe when tonight, perusing guilty pleasure D-Listed, the first post on the page was a confounding Coco T&A attack. EGADS! That woman’s busom has been so surgically enhanced that it’s hard to know which end is the T and which is the A. Is that a sternum or a butt cleft? Ever helpful, Ice-T is directing traffic with his handy feather duster (incidentally, I am totally in love with his wig and sunglasses combo in that picture).
D-Listed reports on an interview given by Coco in which she reveals what sounds like a full-on shoe fetish (among other things). Apparently Ice-T loves a lady in heels. LOVES. Shoe radar fully engaged at this point, I notice that the post references Shauna Sand. I have no idea who that is, but she appears to be a serious repeat offender when it comes to stripper shoes.
Further down the page is a video of this Shauna femme sashaying around in a pair of acrylic platform shoes, dragging her sweet, bewildered little daughter to a karate class. I guess the clear plastic spike platforms never took off with the soccer mom crowd because the heels would get stuck in the turf.
Cosmic.
