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Gossip blog D-Listed has some thoroughly ridic pics of Shauna Sand and her beau strolling along the beach, Ms. Sand wearing her lucite stripper heels.

Girlfriend – I know these shoes are your trademark.  But seriously – platform stripper heels on the beach?  Aside from looking ridiculous, that also looks like a broken anke.

Maybe her hamstrings have just freakishly shortened after years of wearing 7″ heels and she can’t walk flat-footed anymore.  That must be the only explanation for why someone would give up that lovely toes in the warm sand feeling to teeter around on platforms.

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Happy New Year everyone…hope it’s a wonderful year full of fabulous shoes.

(p.s., these crazy disco ball shoes can be found here)

Racy “coolhunting” blog Reverse Cowgirl posted about this sensible invention, which can be found at stripper shoe emporium FunkyPair: lucite stripper heels that function as a tip jar. Hey, if you’re going to be dancing on a 3-inch hollow platform, you may as well make like IKEA and add a clever dual function in there.

Bonus: keep the drunken, leering masses away from your g-string!

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