Okay, clearly I spend entirely too much time on Etsy. But how fabulous is this silver stiletto bootie shoe necklace?? Love it! Etsy artist ANORIGINALJEWELRY says it was inspired by her “never ending obsession with the sexy silhouettes of Christian Louboutin shoes.” She definitely nailed it in this piece. Gorgeous! Let’s see how long I can restrain myself from ordering it… 
Are these boots the hottest or what?
The Christian Louboutin “Super Woman” over-the-knee boots “boldly feature glossy patent leather, edgy graffiti print, and a sexy thigh-high length.” And of course, they rock Christian Louboutin’s signature red sole, which makes for an awesome colour contrast with the blue/black.
I don’t think I could effectively chase down the bad guys in 4.5″ stilettos, but they sure look bad-ass. I’m pretty sure all you’d need to do is just show up and raise an eyebrow and the crooks would just tie themselves up at your feet.
Then again, Halle Berry wore some wicked impractical shoes in Catwoman, so maybe fighting crime in sky-high heels is a superpower in itself.
Wanna try? You too can be SuperWoman for just over $1000 US.
Rachel Bilson was spotted out and about in a pair of Christian Louboutin Ariella studded boots.
Studded for her pleasure?
Seriously, what ARE these?
First of all, I should come clean and declare upfront my absolute LOATHING for ankle boots. But these CL’s just take that loathing to a whole new level. The all-over stud job is just a little too “I’m so badass! Look at me drop $1200 bucks on a pair of designer boots!”
To be charitable, I think a very few people could pull these boots off, with the right look. But those people are few and far between, and Rachel Bilson just isn’t one of them.
The Skinny Website posted a photo of Renee Zellweger from this year’s Oscars that provoked a host of reactions in me. Namely, will someone please get this poor starving peacock a sandwich?
I was somehow able to stop staring at the strange and painful-looking foot contortion long enough to think hey, are those Christian Louboutins? Sweet!
In the full photo, Ms. Z is still rocking a most unfortunate haircut. I’m sure it’s practical for women who build sturdy pine furniture all day long, but Renee, take note: that is not a look that can take you from day to night.
And finally: what is up with that so-called Red Carpet? Fug plum shag, more like.
Man, I have got to score a pair of these for my grandmother. Sure, the 5″ heel would probably lead to a broken hip, but these platforms would really take those elastic-waisted polyester pants to the next level.
Seriously, Christian Louboutin must be trying to tap the granny market; what else could explain these hideous shoes? Three shades of beige, an unholy trinity of suede/wood/mannequin plastic, and a handy zipper with a nice big pull-tag for those slowing motor skills. All the hot broads in the nursing homes will be clamouring for them.
You can snap up these fug wonders for just over a thousand bucks, if you can handle it.
