Oct 112008
While we’re on the topic of footwear that should NEVER have high heels, I have to mention the dreaded high-heeled Crocs.
Full disclosure: I will admit to owning a pair of crocs (the original kind, before they came out with 239420348203498 variations). Sure, they’re big and clunky, but damn those things are comfy. So I understand the appeal.
I’m sure someone at the Croc factory was thinking, Gosh these are comfy…if only there were a way to make heels this comfy…wait a minute…EUREKA!!
But adding a heel to chunky, rubbery slippers? Let me tell you, that’s about as hott as it sounds.
Stop the footwear-combining madness, people! Do you want comfy slippers, or do you want heels? You can’t have it both ways without invoking the fug!


