Wow. Wow. This picture, from The Superficial, boggles my shoe-loving mind.
[Ignore her stylish bellhop escort.]
Jennifer Lopez is as big as a house (maybe tent would be a better descriptor given the super cute muumuu-coat), and yet, check out her footwear! Though I’ve never been pregnant, I have it on very good authority that heavily pregnant women don’t sashay around on smoking hot stilettos. Rather, they waddle. Slowly and with great effort.
I didn’t even think that the fabled ‘fat ankles’ of pregnancy could even fit into such a dainty ankle strap. And someone must have had to do up those tiny little buckles for her; heck, I can barely muster the motor skills to fasten those things, and I don’t have a massive belly to reach around.
I don’t know how she’s managed to fit into them, let alone walk in them (and I hope she doesn’t have to stand up in them for long), but still.
Girlfriend looks FABULOUS.
